PS I don’t even understand what he means with his thousand-yard stare?
I had the exact same thought when I read the intro! I looked it up on Google and landed on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare
“The thousand-yard stare or two-thousand-yard stare is a phrase coined to describe the limp, blank, unfocused gaze of a battle-weary soldier, but the symptom it describes may also be found among victims of other types of trauma.”
This Enchanting Course will break the spell of the Thousand Yard Stare 😀