Alrighty, I think this is where I’m supposed to put this…
I’m working on a blog post about whether or not one should use foul language in their copy/content – geez, seems like a theme here. I get obsessed with stuff like this, so…
How to Delight Your Readers By Cussing Them Out
How Cleaning Up Your Act Can Bore the Sh*t Out Of Your Readers
16 Ways to Cuss Out Your Readers Without Offending Them
Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap! – How to Professionally Cuss
How to Cuss Like a Pro
How to Cuss Without Offending Your Audience
How to Cuss Without Offending the %$#^ Out Of Your Audience
How to Cuss Like A Sailor Without Being Obnoxious
Poetic Profanity – 16 Ways to Enchant Your Readers By Swearing At Them
How to Swear Without Sounding Like An A$$hole
Keeping It Classy – A Gentleman’s Guide to Cussing
Cussing With Class – 16 Ways to Swear Without Offending Your Readers
To Cuss or Not to Cuss, That Is the Question – 16 Ways to Do It Right
Profanity Even Your Mother Would Be Proud Of – How to Swear With Class
Here’s 2 or 3 more of my favorite headlines at this very moment…
How to Get Unlimited Ideas For Writing Emails
I really like Ben Settle’s Emails. He sends one out every day. Lately, I haven’t had the time to read them. So I’ve deleted them. Except this one. This one hung around for a few days without ending up in the trash bin before I read it. I just had to read it. I mean, of COURSE I want UNLIMITED (power word) ideas for writing emails. Simple. Super-specific.
Top 10 Ways to Make Money Online With Integrity
Without the last 2 words, “With Integrity” (integrity – power word), I would trash this email update. There was a time I’d fall for all the “make money online” link-bait blog posts. They all pretty much suck and lead to some kind of way that THEY’RE making money off YOU (huh?!)! Super slimy. But this one was different. For one, Lewis Howes has built up a high level of trust with me – he usually has good stuff – and also, this post was going to show me how to make money online (we all want this) with integrity (anti-slimy). Consider it opened.
One App To Rule Them All – 30 Ways Evernote Can Improve Your Life
Art of Manliness has GREAT headlines. This one hit a nerve with me. Everyone LOVES Evernote. Tim Ferriss raves about it (of course – he’s an investor) as does a swarm of copywriters, authors, and bloggers. For me – I find it kind of daunting. It just does too much and I don’t have time to learn how to use it. And I feel bad about it. I feel like I should sit down and figure it out. But I don’t want to. This headline makes me feel like if I just read it, I’d learn 30 quick ways to use the tool. All the learning is curated and arranged for me in this one post. Done. Power words: Rule them all. Awesome.