Ok.. Here’s my closing thus far…
All is not lost. Fear not the seeming failure of your sales page. Copy can always be changed. After all, there’s no such thing as perfect copy. You can always improve it (this is why testing in small batches is such a great practice).
So step back. Take a deep breath. Instill your UHP. Then run your sales page again.
I believe you’ll see that sales curve start to take flight.