The good thing about having many ideas is that you can write many blog posts. Just focus on one idea at the time. 🙂
This is just a minor suggestion, but I love this and it really seems to summarize what you’re trying to say with UHP:
Be bold. Be weird. Be human.
Why not put it at the very end? So that this is what lingers in your reader’s mind?
Enchant readers. Woo customers. Win business.